SQUICKING (see also 'Tasteless Sex Acts')

The practice one takes up when skull fucking becomes tedious. Skull fucking is the easiest of the two acts, as you only have to remove your partners eye to get somewhere to stick your thingy. A proper squicking requires you to trephine your partner (make a hole in your partners skull) and pork its brain this way. Aiming for the gap between the two hemispheres is said to provide you with firestorming orgasms. Geoff Miller comments I posted that a year ago, and I *made it up!* I just figured that was the only activity that would make a "squicking" noise, with the possible exception of slipping the salami to a sucking chest wound. Mr. Miller himself prefers the basic squicking where the hole is located at the top of the head. Caza (a french comic artist) has this description accompanying a picture of prime squicking 'The wound that never heals, the scar after the sacrificial act gaped rosy red and soft, shining and new...infinitely virginal ... Having bathed a whole world in blood, commander Aries defiled Lailahs brow with his spunk'. The name of the comic is 'Lailah' and it also has a good story about a man getting raped by a frog/woman. If you like Corben, this might be a comic for you. Scott M Hampton has also mentioned 'Woulffes Guide To Practical Squicking' as a fine introduction to squicking. It goes like this

Tools: A hammer and chisel, a quarter round wood rasp, a hand drill with at least a 3/8" metal cutting bit (not a spade drill, damn it), and a ink pen.

Supplies: A partner, and suitable restraints. You may want some rags.

Preparation: Tie partner (victim, partner, the difference is a subtle thing best left to linguists with free time. There's fun to be had now.) securely. Make certain the forehead is available and clean. Make a horizontal line about 2" above the eyebrows. Mark the center of the line between your partners eyebrows. Assemble tools, placing drill bit securely in chuck. Plug drill in. Get a beer, prepare yourself mentally. This is going to be great!

Procedure: Drill hole through skull at mark on forehead. Using chisel and hammer, open the hole up to about 1/4" larger than your ManTool (TM Geoff). Then, use the rasp to knock off the rough spots -- no sense getting any scratches or scrapes on the ol Piston of Love. At this point you can pause and remove the restraints on your partner 'cause they aren't moving much by now. Position your partner for maximum comfort and pleasure -- no, you idiot -- YOUR pleasure. Harumph.

Now, slide your engorged PleasureSnake slowly between your partners frontal hemispheres. The involuntary twitches this produces are one of the most pleasant sensations known to man. Real men, that is. If you were a neatness weenie and wiped up all the external blood, it may take a while for the internal bleeding to make the ride smooth, but otherwise there is plenty of lube for the job right at hand. Pump hearty, you are in for the orgasm of a lifetime!

Clean up: Dispose of partner in an environmentally sound way, such as roast and stew meat. Happy eating!

The variations are of course endless. The guru in this field is Geoff Miller (geoffm@purplehaze.Corp.Sun.COM). But please do only contact him in expert matters concerning squicking, as he cannot spend time learning newbies vanilla squicking.

Squick is also used as a synonym for 'being pushed beyond ones limits' in alt.sex.bondage. Therefore you'll sometimes experience people using the word 'Squick' in posts completely devoid of any skull-fucking related activity (i.e. 'That article really squicked me' or 'He squicked my arsehole')

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